On March 15, 2014, Anna Crowley and husband Kevin welcomed a baby girl, Elizabeth Marie, into their family. Unfortunately for everyone, Elizabeth was born ugly, and it’s really beginning to get on people’s nerves.
“Anna and Kevin are a pretty attractive couple, so it’s weird that their baby is so gross looking,” said Grace Jensen, a coworker of Anna’s who grew close to her during the pregnancy. “I don’t want to offend anyone, but having to look Anna in the eye and tell her how adorable her baby is every time she brings Lizzy by the office is really becoming draining.”
Jessie Fong, who’s been Anna’s best friend since college, echoed similar sentiments. “Whenever she comes over, Anna wants to show me new pictures of Elizabeth,” she said. “I don’t know how much longer I can keep saying ‘so cute’ to every un-cute photo before I just lose it.”
Given Elizabeth’s current development, it appears she may be destined to remain unfortunate-looking for a long time to come.
“I bet she’ll have a really long awkward phase in her teen years,” a third friend groaned. “I mean, I’m sure she’ll look fine eventually, but God, I don’t think I can take eighteen more years of this.”
Although they don’t want us to get them wrong—they’re so happy for Anna and Kevin—all the friends agree they just wish Anna would keep her ugly baby to herself.